nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

alangwiggy:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon

Let them come

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kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

facebookstaff:

another fear I have is looking ugly when I die, like what if the paramedics are hot

facebookstaff:

2:38am//alone//

talk to me and keep me awake so I can sleep at a normal time tonight!!!!!!!

facebookstaff:

kik: templerunn
snapchat: facebookstaff
iMessage: hmu off anon!
Skype: iw0ntdie

baby: m -m-m-
mom: meet me in the pit? mitachondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
baby: mom wtf

I needed money to go see my aunt before she passed away and got donated 5 dollars ppl need money for a stupid fucking con and get 17,000 fuck

meanplastic:

me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

he won’t reply now I’m laughing

incubus !!!

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
hmm idk be very nice and love on me and cuddle me and then maybe

zombie and werewolf

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
steve Carey ngl he’s so adorable I don’t think I’d ever get sick of him
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
yeah I miss a lot of ppl lmao
like jay and my friend Elizabeth

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

zethofhyrule:

He won’t let me listen to anything but Zelda Music.

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